If you are reading this, I respect you and your healthy lack of respect for authority.
Well done!

You know, it difficult to do art on an empty stomach, or a full stomach for that matter.
There is a certain amount of stomach fullness that is required to do amazing art... Unfortunately for me, I haven't yet found that fullness level. I need to learn from other artists, how to get full enough to get perfect lines and shapes onto paper. (This is my excuse for why my art is dodgey, and I'm sticking with it)

This doesn't really make any sense, but then again, I have never been one to make sense.
I am just a little crackers and immensely lazy... So much so in fact, that I have decided to give up walking for a bit. I shall instead yell out orders, and hope they are completed by someone in my immediate vicinity. If not (which is very likely), I may starve, however, that is a risk I am willing to take.
The major bonus to this, is of course the fact that I will save electricity, because I won't use any appliances in the kitchen, thus in effect, reducing my carbon emission footprint, which if Al Gore is anything to go by, will be helping the planet.

Then again, I do have the sudden urge to make some toast... Or go for a jog.. But it is raining, so toast will be the order of the day.

I have just realized that I am talking way too much about food, this could be due to the fact that I haven't eaten anything in about 13 hours, so it may be that my subconscious is trying to tell me something... but I have never been a good listener.

Enough about food. This is a place of art and artists.
So, PLEASE CRITIQUE MY ART, (but don't be too harsh, and don't point out the totally obvious. Instead find the flaws I never would notice, and tell me how I could fix it)
Also, view the art at full size, because they tend to look a little better bigger.

If you feel like coloring something, go ahead. I'll mention if I don't want someone to color something, on the picture... But that is highly unlikely due to the above mentioned lazyness.
Although I recon alot of my stuff could do with a bit of color.

And who knows, maybe when I get my drawing tablet back, there will be colors pics popping out.
But we will see.

I now have nothing left to say....
So, in the immortal words of the guy from Hot Fuzz...... JOG ON!